i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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2 days ago
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.
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4 days ago
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It is so hard to leave - until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
John Green, Paper Towns (via kokaneegold)
4 days ago
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As paralyzing and upsetting as all the never agains were, the final leaving felt perfect. Pure.
Paper Towns, by John Green (via 9littlebirds)
4 days ago
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At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you’ll look back down and see that you floated away, too.
John Green, Paper Towns (via kokaneegold)
4 days ago
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—Humans lack good mirrors. It’s so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and it’s so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.
Paper Towns (via favoritequotesofanesteemedreader)
4 days ago
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